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Jasmine, aspiring novelist/engineer/game writer who sometimes draws stuff

My friend code is 3497-0671-5545, add me !

Commissions are open !

prettypussyprincess:

theblackamericanprincess:

psl:

Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

White supremacy is meticulous, and people think shit be happening by coincidence. This has pissed me d fuck off

The pain that Black comedians/comediennes go through. 

yo this shit was intense

arijandro:

all your faves are brown and trans sorry bye

yuri > yaoi
albert einstein, barack obama, and god (via macklemorebrony)
yamino:


 “No one ever comes back,” Jackson hisses.  Her hands fall away and her face is wet, her eyes slanted shut, her lips peeled back from her teeth in a snarl.  “Mama didn’t.  Daddy hasn’t.  You won’t.”

Sister Claire has updated with a new Missing Moment! Read it here!
Or see them all in the archive, here!

yamino:

 “No one ever comes back,” Jackson hisses.  Her hands fall away and her face is wet, her eyes slanted shut, her lips peeled back from her teeth in a snarl.  “Mama didn’t.  Daddy hasn’t.  You won’t.”

Sister Claire has updated with a new Missing Moment! Read it here!

Or see them all in the archive, here!

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

Track: Shake Me Down
By: Cage The Elephant
Album: Thank You, Happy Birthday

Cage The Elephant - Shake Me Down

9ea:

waifu for laifu

Coming Out Simulator 2014 - a half-true game about half-truths

Coming Out Simulator is exactly what it says it is. It’s a free-to-play conversation simulator based on/inspired by the personal story of coming out of its creator, Nicky Case.

There’s no easy answer in Coming Out Simulator, no optimal ending to be achieved if you collect the requisite amount of points. Case based the game off a pivotal moment in his own life as a teenager. And just like in real life, the moment of “coming out” in this game is traumatic no matter which way the player chooses to approach it.

Ultimately, it’s liberating as well. But that’s not what the brunt of the experience playing Coming Out Simulator is actually like. […] There’s power in exploring a fantasy like the one in Mass Effect 3, but there’s also power in being reminded that “coming out” the way one does in that game is a fantasy, and a pretty far-fetched one for many people who faced far more difficult challenges when they actually came out.

Coming Out Simulator is a game about that second experience. It’s a painful one. But it’s also a necessary one, that I think more people who’ve never had to struggle with their own sexual identity should see for themselves. 

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

missmatronic:

g1rlonf1re 

fresh out of the hairdresser w/ my best girl @bitchezntshit !

bitchezntshit

#donthateuscausewerehot #hateuscauseurnot

arrowroxxormasta

look, a tomato salad in its natural habitat

g1rlonf1re

shut the fuck up

bitchezntshit

shut the fuck up

missmatronic:

g1rlonf1re 

fresh out of the hairdresser w/ my best girl @bitchezntshit !

bitchezntshit

#donthateuscausewerehot #hateuscauseurnot

arrowroxxormasta

look, a tomato salad in its natural habitat

g1rlonf1re

shut the fuck up

bitchezntshit

shut the fuck up

the-queer-is-here:

If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.

Wait I did not notice Ava was putting the glasses on

SHE’S GONNA SEE PEDRI (unless we’ve been wrong this whole time)

rorpie:

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mayakern:

sophiaslittleblog:

Hi everyone! My name is Sophia Chester and this is my kickstarter project. I’ve written a fun scifi novel about a black space detective named Cosmo. Cosmo lives in a very unique world thats modeled after the 1950’s yet it has a slightly futuristic vibe to it. Everything is available with the push of a button and most people travel by means of rocket ships or flying saucers.

I wrote this novella because I love science fiction but it pains me to see that there aren’t any stories starting women of color. If you do see any black characters there most likely the comic relief or they end up dying to help push the story along. I’m sick of this and I’m sick of waiting to see when  someone will write the kind of story that I would wan.So I decided to take matters into my own hands.

I want to raise $3,000 to help publish my novella. So far I’ve managed to raise $500 and I only have 10 days left in my campaign.My kickstarter will end on July 31st at 12:15. I would appreciate any sort of contribution towards my campaign.Even if you don’t have the funds to help support my kickstarter thats ok. Simply reblogging this post and passing it on to the next person is just as helpful. Thank you.

hey, guys! i’m doing some super secret art for this so check it out!

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